Jenn Quit Lollygagging

Jenn Quit Lollygagging

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Letter To Eat Well Embrace Life

Once upon a time, I lived a very dark and disturbed life. I like to call these times Before Hummus, or BH for short. In the year 2014 BH, I obsessed over the lack of sustenance in my life. I felt complacent. I felt comfortable. I felt my whole life was one unremarkable event following even more unremarkable events. I was a dead weight floating through the waters of life, disturbed and broken. Then, in the year 2015 AH (after hummus), I discovered your product. The first time my tongue danced upon the fireworks that are your products, I tangoed with Cinnamon and Honey. We walked together in synchronized strides like waves in the ocean. I felt challenged to new heights, new heavens within my reach, the angels no longer a figment of imaginative fables. But like an addict after their first taste, I fell in love. In love with the danger? Maybe. In love with the unknown? Definitely. What was this hummus, and why did I desire it every moment of every day? I had to have more. So, I broke free from my chains of desperation and sambaed with black beans. The world seems so small compared to the large almost gravitational pull your products have over me. I had never felt so insignificant and yet confident before. The movements of this dance of taste bud time warp, though new and exciting, breathed a familiarity into my heart that I didn't know existed. Your products granted me wings, now I might fly and leave my tired tattered old soul below, for I am now longing for the peace and serenity that comes with life in 2015 AH.

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